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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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