Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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