what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
NoShamevember. You game?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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