I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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