allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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