I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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