careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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