THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You were trust falling into bushes
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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