Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He kissed a someone with a penis
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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