The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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