Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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