so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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