there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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