The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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