Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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