I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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