Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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