dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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