Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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