Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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