We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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