I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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