Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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