I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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