"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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