Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
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Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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