Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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