not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
