based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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