They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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