when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
