Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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