I accidentally had phone sex last night
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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