In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My ass is underappreciated
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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