what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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