It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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