Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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