Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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