my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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