is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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