Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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