Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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