The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
i think im in europe. pls send help
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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