I could have mohawked her pubes.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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