I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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