I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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