I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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