okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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