Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
my being single is dangerous.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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