How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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