We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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