dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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