Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i came on her dog
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize