Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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